Ode to a Miserable Failure

(c) 2004 Melvin's Nemesis

"Ode to a Miserable Failure"
Words and music copyright (c) 2004 Melvin's Nemesis

He's calm. He's collected.
He is unelected.
Iraqis he'll kill,
'Cuz that's Dad's will --
George was unele________cted.

Hey, what's up with Enron? Is it gone?
Did it sink under all that corrupt-shon?
How come we take your losses
While you wind up with offices?
You got 'em by corrru______pt-shon.

The world hates you
(Germany and France, too);
So let's swear off tact,
Pass the P.a.t.r.i.o.t. Act;
Build the coalition,
Establish our position;
Tony's up for the show -
But where'd the other allies go?
Bush, the whole world ha_____tes you.

A miserable failure.
That's how I describe yer.
War crimes to embarrass us,,
The shame of the Americus,
Dubya's a mis'rable fai____lure

So George Dub-yah:
We luv yah!
You broke the budget
Next election? You'll fudge it!
George, we got to lu_______v yah!