Date posted: Sunday, October 29, 2006
Dear felloow supporters of corporations and the rights of Corporate-Americans:
This year, make a difference in politics: support Rich CorporateSon, Inc. for Guv. There is no need to vote for him; Rich is the parent compan of the corporation that sold the voting machines to the Secretary of State and, therefore, has an unbeatable election strategy: he indirectly owns the company that counts the vote.
Rich brings a much-needed vision for change to American politics: he sees a day not far off when all elected government officials will be corporations, thereby eliminating the middle man: humans, who have run, literally, every government for, like, hundreds of years! Maybe even thousands! Also, Rich wants to see a change in basic corporate boardroom structure: why have humans around at all? Corporations can sit on the boards of other corporations! They're immortal, they don't form unions, and they bring a keen business advantage: NO SCRUPLES!!!
So- how can you help Rich CorporateSon, Inc.?
Come to his Victory Party (also the name of the ballot line on which he is running) November 4, 2006, at 6:00pm, and help to establish the illusion that Rich has support. If the Oregonian believes it, they'll sell it to the masses and help us to make sure that Rich CorporateSon, Inc., has an easy entry into politics. $5-15 requested, no-one urned away for lacks of funds. Features a debate between Rich and his former Campaign Manager, Thom Hartman. First Unitarian Church, SW 12th and Main.
Want to find out more about The Campaign to Elect CorporateSon, Inc.?
Read Rich's blog - remember, a tree standing is a dollar lost!
Chek out the brochure created and circulated by Friends of Rich for Guv.
Last, and maybe or maybe not least, check Rich's Official Campaign Web Page.
Remember what Rich always says: "Corporations are people, too." [This was later corrected to read, "Corporations are persons, too."]
(Oh -- you may also want to look at the really mean things the people at End Corporate Personhood are saying about Rich. They have the nerve to claim that Rich is a "satirical candidate" simply because he doesn't exist! THAT is a CHEAP SHOT!)
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