Being fresh on the scene, we need to match the right task to the right people. Are you the right people? If so, please apply where you best fit.

• We need an editor for our newsletter, the Miller-Times. An old and respected newspaper with quality articles and on-the-spot in-depth reporting, this publication demands a quality editorial staff.


• We need a Secetary for the Multi-Tendency Tendency to keep track of member groups, position papers, Manifestoes, and the like.


• We could use a Chairman, also... and a Treasurer... some Local Organizers...

Apply to be the Editor of the Miller-Times. It's a tough job, but nobody has to do it.

Applicants should be sober (optional), tidy (optional), able to shout (required), prone to argue (required), and have reasonable spelling  ability (optional).

Can you keep track of lots and lots of information, most of it completely pointless? If so, we need you and you need us! No other factional group has generated as much pointless malarkey as we have -- and we have the boxes of paper to prove it!

Requires knowledge of the alphabetical order (optional), numerical order (optional).

Can you herd cats? Cool! Let's put that incredible skill to work for a meaningful cause!

Our Chairperson must be able to shout louder than the Editor (required), be able to physical lift and carry degenerates out of our meetings (required), and know how to use Robert's Rules of Order to shut up the right people (optional).