EXPEL MELVIN LITTLE!!!

MICHAEL MARINO SAYS: EXPEL!

I offer my own reasons here for why Melvin Little should be expelled immediately:

1. Melvin Little does not have the same flavour of ice cream as his favourite as I do -- I consider that an intolerable SIN! Heresy, I say! Off with his head! Significantly, my favourite ice cream is cherry - which is red. So is strawberry ice cream, but is either one of these Melvin's favourite? NO!!! If red ice cream is too much for Melvin Little, what next?!?

2. Melvin Little quoted something from Valley of the Dolls, a movie I have never seen - I therefore suspect him of having other information to which I am not privvy. NOT IN MY PARTY, YOU DON'T! Throw him to the lions! Down with Big Brother = Down with Little Melvin!

3. Melvin Little is a few inches shorter than me; he is, therefore, probably not as physically strong as I am, and, quite possibly, might one day have to ask me to help him get something down from a very high shelf. I present that as proof positive that Melvin is a weakness, a thorn in my side (if not that of the movement born in the hearts and souls of men starting with the workers who threw tea into Boston Harbour). As a weakness, he diminishes our group's strength! Vampiric, he is, and we shall not tolerate him! Defenestration, tarring, and feathering is not enough! Expel, I say, EXPEL!!!