APOLOGY TO BILL SHAKALIS

BY MELVIN LITTLE

Bill Shakalis writes: "I suggest you apologize, and bring the debate up to a higher level. You keep putting it lower and lower."

I AM SO SORRY TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS!!!!!!!

IT WAS WRONG TO CHALLENGE YOU IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR MANNER!!!!!!!

I HAD NO WRITE TO CORRECT YOU WHEN YOUR WRONG!!!!!!

PLEASE, FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!

I COULD HARDLY IMAGINE LIVING LIFE KNOWING THAT BILL SHAKALIS IS MAD AT ME!!!!!

BILL SHAKALIS IS THE MOST REVOLUTIONARY PERSON IN THE WORLD, AND IT WAS WRONG FOR A SOCIAL-DEMOCRATIC MALCONTENT LIKE MYSELF TO EVEN DARE CHALLENGE YOU.

I AM SO SORRY THAT I AM SHOWING MY HUMILITY BY MAKING ONE LINE PARAGRAPHS.

WHY AM I STARTING TO IMITATE YOUR WRITING STYLE?

YOU SAID IT BEFORE.

YOU GET TO THE POINT.

On serious note, I get to the point as well. I would never apologize for anything I ever said to you, because I never started any squabble with you at all. Years ago, you read something that you didn't agree with and attacked me on the internet from then on. I tried making peace with you on the Labor Commission about a year ago, and I almost thought you were an OK person by that point. I was wrong.

If anything, you are the one that owes me an apology. All I can say to you is to get over yourself. I would add some very colourful language, but Joe DeNeen would be fully justified of yanking me off this list if I did that.

YOURS IN FAVOR OF THE FIST-AND-ROSE!
Melvin Little