The Melvin Archives

Don't Say We Didn't Warn You

• Stuff in no particular order
• Articles by Melvin Little
• Melvin Little Revealed to be Android Replica!
• Melvin Little: Soc Dems in SPUSA?!?
• Melvin's spurious "retirement"...
• Melvin Retires!...
• ...Marino Revels!
• HOW TIME CHANGES FOR THE BETTER: a heavier set Melvin Little from 3 years ago
• To Melvin Little

Melvin Little: Some say he is an android. Others say a social democrat (which is, more or less, the same thing). Others insist that Melvin came from a pod. Whatever his origins, the only thing of which we can truly be certain is that Melvin is out to destroy us all!!!

But don't take my word for it...

"I'm here to destroy you all! Assimilate! Assimilate!" -Melvin Little III