Comrades,
Dwight, first of all, thanks for the confession. Since they know, we might as well tell them everything. The Fist and Rose Tendency was formed in 2005, but it was a secretive society until recently. We are a bunch of neo-Fabians intending to transform the Socialist Party USA into a "social democratic organization." Our core group is working very closely with the Douglas-Coldwell Foundation, the British Fabian Society, and the Olaf Palme Center to take over the SPUSA and force it into the Socialist International. We are also working with Bernie Sanders to mandate that every SP member be forced into contributing $100.00 to his campaign. For anti-Sandernistas like Peter Diamondstone, Eric Chester, Bill Shakalis, and Matt Andrews; we'll make them pay $1000.00 to the Sanders campaign with a letter (signed by them) stating that they would never challenge him again.
For neo Trotskyists like Jim Griffin, we'll make him place Fist and Rose stickers all over his car. We'll make all of those from the Debs Tendency and the Grassroots Tendency part of the Fist and Rose Tendency. We'll get everyone from Martin Schreader (who quit the SP), to Peter Diamondstone, to Eric Chester, to Bill Shakalis, to Susan Dorazio, to Tom Smith (that non-SP member), to Sam Morales, to Wayne Rossi, to Kyle Taylor, to Joe DeNeen (even though he quit the SP), to Jim Griffin, to Tina Philips, to Erik Toren, to Matt Andrews, and the other revolutionaries to KISS THE RING ON MY FINGER. They will be sworn to uphold the values of social democracy and pay for my plane ticket, my hotel lodging, and even my alcohol when I attend the various Socialist International conferences all over the world. Tom Smith will write a song call "Leon Trotsky Sucks." Eric Chester will write a song called "Rosa Luxemburg Sucks." Peter Diamonstone will write a song called "Bernie Sanders RULEZ!" Greg Pason will be made to pay for all the Red Roses and Red Carnations that will be decorations at all future SP conventions, and he will write a letter to Don Busky apologizing for his part in dechartering the Socialist Party of Pennsylvania in October, 2001. Bill Shakalis will fly to Oregon and beg Walt Brown for forgiveness. Eric Chester will beg the Chicago Socialist Party for all mental anguish that he caused that local. I am clinging my hands right now with evil laughter. BAAWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!! RUAHHHAAAA!!!!! MMNNNOAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! BBBBBAAAAHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
For Bread, Red Roses, and Peaceful Revolutions!
Melvin Little
"I would never trade one form of tyranny for another."
---Tommy Douglas
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