Don Busky says:
"I take offense that Melvin Little thinks that I am joking. I am quite serious about gavialation, the process by which a MAN MIGHT BE TURNED INTO A GAVIAL!"
A few words from David McReynolds:
"An impressive web page.
"I think the whole lot of you should be expelled on the ground that your posts smack of humor, which is inherently anti-Marxist and a danger to revolutionary thought.
"Yours in struggle,
"David"
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